Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Mosquito
"When I heard you were calling the new album 'Mosquito' I got very excited. Do I have a concept for you!"
Tripping Daisy - I Am An Elastic Firecracker
"Dude, I'm telling you--If you throw this bucket of paint on your uncle Jonesy he's gonna look just like Dhalsim from Street Fighter."
Islands - Ski Mask
"Oh lord. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"
Sebastien Grainger - Yours To Discover
Stop. Just stop with this.
Burton Cummings - Woman Love
"Trust me, it won't be creepy once you see the final product."
Alan Jackson - Drive
Country albums in general suffer from this affliction of the artist gazing off into the distance, presumably at horses running through a field. Alan Jackson gets the nod here for the 'stache/mullet-under-cowboy-hat combo.
Weezer - Red Album
Speaking of cowboy hats...
Bon Jovi - Have A Nice Day
Is he your friend? Does he REALLY want you to have a nice day?
Aerosmith - Just Push Play
Clipse - Til the Casket Drops
"We gather today to honor the memory of Depth of Field."
Trillion - Trillion
"No, not Trillion as in numbers, Trillion as in TRI-LION."
Deastro - Keepers
"You know what, forget it. Just put three eyes on ONE lion."
Elvis Costello - Spike
Costello's name does not appear on the cover for a reason.
The Flys - Holiday Man
"Guys, I have a perfect idea for our album cover. In no way does it almost immediately look dated and stupid."
Quasi - Hot Shit
"In keeping the title, we want a steamy pile of poo on the cover, but please, nothing literal."
Treepeople - Something Vicious for Tomorrow
"Here's the church. Here's the steeple. Open the doo--OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Torche - Meanderthal
Toadies - Play.Rock.Music
"I dunno this looks a little weird. Can we soften it up with some pink?"
Spacehog - The Chinese Album
Is this racist? Let's go with racist.
Action Action - An Army of Shapes Between Wars
"Favorite director? Tim Burton, hands down."
Swamp Dogg - Rat On
Actually, this is totally awesome.
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